Kids, don't try this at home.

(Wait until you're at a party.)

...And, in Closing,

Please, if you know any more of these little horrors, send them to me! I'm jon [at] bazilians [period] org, and I do not like the Internet equivalent of a particular tinned meat product that shall remain nameless, so I do not include a real mailto.

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